Well, every year here at ACR it is a tradition that a Christmas song gets subverted. (The inspiration is usually the news.) Why should this year be any different?
Dying in this Harper Wonderland.
You all know the tune!
And I dedicate this picture to all the members of the Conservative party of canada!
The phone rings,
you better answer,
it's like a cancer,
you cant pay a one,
it's really no fun,
owing in this Harper Wonderland
Gone away, are good wages,
but in stages,
you can't close that gap,
payday loans are a trap,
living in this Harper wonderland.
If you have two kidney's you can sell one,
to pay the fines imposed by Harper's courts!
The neighbours kids are crying cause they're hungry
but you can watch your Hockey and your porn!
Not my job,
it doesn't pay, like Bitumen
they own that whole crew,
and now your dog and you too!
owned and pwned in Harper's Wonderland.
In the park the benches are all taken,
but you can always find a cardboard box,
unless the cops decide that you are threatening!
and find yourself receiving taser shocks!
Work three jobs,
and your tired,
Vote "Right to work", to get hired,
You won't need a car.
cause you wont go that far,
unemployed in Harper's Wonderland.
Owing in this Harper wonderland.
Dying, in this Harper Wonderland.