Tattoo you

Having a couple of tattoos, I can attest to the fact that they hurt like HELL to get.  Could I have fallen asleep during the procedure?  Are you KIDDING ME?!?  Maybe after a few dozen elephant tranquilizer darts shot into my neck. 

A Belgian teenager is suing a tattooist for £10,000 after claiming she woke up with 56 stars on her face.

She was asleep while this dude tattooed 56 stars on her face.   Sure!  Totally believable.   "I asked for 3, and I fell asleep and stayed asleep while he put 53 extras on there with a loud, vibrating, stinging tattoo gun, even filling many of them in which entails basically like scraping that stinging vibrating gun over and over on the skin to fill the shape with ink".    Riiight!  Apparently she thinks we're just as stupid as the tattoo "artist" who decided putting a half a face of tattoos on an 18 year old girl was a good idea.

However, Mr Toumaniantz insists she "got what she wanted" - and only complained when her dad got angry and her boyfriend dumped her.

Next time, Mr. Toumaniantz, if there is a next time, how's about you maybe start with 3 little ones, and have the customer come back if they should decide they absolutely must have 50+ more stars tattooed onto their 18-yr old face, you dumbshit f**king hack.  
OY what a gong show.  And I feel bad on the rare occasion that I cut someone's bangs too short...



The first commission of inquiry is a "study" commission to report on the use of conducted energy weapons in British Columbia, and to make recommendations respecting their appropriate use.

The second commission of inquiry is a "hearing and study" commission to provide the Dziekanski family and the public with a complete record of the circumstances of Mr. Robert Dziekanski’s death and to make recommendations the Commissioner considers necessary and appropriate.

Lying glurge for JAY-ZUS!


What is Glurge? Think of it as chicken soup with several cups of sugar mixed in...[..]




Glurge kitty wants you to wuv him......And send lots of "gifts".

You know, those emails you get from people who may have just gotten onto the net, and from people who just pass on every chain letter they get and then those that have been at the sugary drinking fountain...Pictures of sad eyed puppies and kittens and angels and rainbows....with little poems or stories that just make a lot of us want to puke. (No baby talk for this chick.....UGH!)

Well, here is the ultimate glurge:

The unmarried mother's story about giving birth to a child diagnosed as terminally ill in the womb hit a major nerve on the Internet.
Every night for the last two months, thousands of abortion opponents across the nation logged on to a blog run by the suburban Chicago woman who identified herself only as "B" or "April's Mom."


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